So...hello! My name is Robert and I'm slowly making my way through my last year of high school. My gender pronouns are "he, him, his." This is a Fandom blog with all the bands, books, and television shows in history! I'm openly gay to all who ask, not that it really matters though. Instagram: thehonorarygay

notsira:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town

Walk-ins “welcome”

Buy one “get” one free

Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)

(Source: unamusedsloth)

    disneybound:

🎃 #halloween #quotes #october #qotd #jackskellington #disney #nightmarebeforechristmas

    disneybound:

    🎃 #halloween #quotes #october #qotd #jackskellington #disney #nightmarebeforechristmas

      (Source: millionharry)

          likeadamnfiddle:

          edgebug:

          thesarahsaurusrex:

          edgebug:

          video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
          me: uh oh

          video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

          me: fuck

          video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
          me: shit

          video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

          me: here it comes

            fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

            fog-of-lost-souls:

            I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

            (Source: glorfindely)

              (Source: elnuevonegr0)

                tepitome:

tepitome:

Tomorrow <3

TODAY

                tepitome:

                tepitome:

                Tomorrow <3

                TODAY

                  murdarioxstomp:

                  when yr trying to yell something to yr mom while shes in another room but shes too far away to hear u and u dont wanna get up and go find her

                  image

                    (Source: cupcakesiclaire)

                      reverseracist:

zellah8:

alwayskeepingitonehundred:

I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY BUT EHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY OMG

what does this mean

FILET MIGNON

                      reverseracist:

                      zellah8:

                      alwayskeepingitonehundred:

                      I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY BUT EHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY OMG

                      what does this mean

                      FILET MIGNON

                      (Source: pomeranian2)

                        phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:


‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’
‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

                        phantomofthebookstore:

                        weasleyandpotter:

                        deartheworld:

                        loserslikemedefygravity:

                        ‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’

                        ‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

                        MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

                        BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

                        NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

                        AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

                              shialablunt:

                              fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

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